Pentagon tightens medical exemptions for military service

The Pentagon closes the door to recruits with certain medical conditions, prioritizing "perfect combatants."

Because nothing says “national defense” like excluding those who are not Superman

Ah, the glorious United States Army, where now even a poorly cured cold could keep you out of the club. The Pentagon, in its infinite wisdom, decided that people with heart failure, schizophrenia in treatment, or a slight history of paraphilic disorders (yes, that includes those who collect used socks) are no longer welcome in its ranks. Because? Because, it seems, war is now a contest of mental and physical fitness, not a matter of national defense.

Who needs soldiers when you can have robots (or at least recruits with no medical history)?

The Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth, enthusiastically signed this jewel of regulation, justifying that combatants must be “physically and mentally capable of performing their duties under the harshest conditions.” Of course, because in the middle of a battlefield, the last thing you want is someone who, I don’t know, gets distracted by a bird or needs to take their schizophrenia pills. Priorities, friends.

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Medical exemptions used to be that little bureaucratic trick to get kids in who otherwise wouldn’t qualify. Asthma? Eh, it depends. A knee surgery ten years ago? Hmm, maybe. A cornea transplant? Well, if the secretary on duty is in a good mood. But now, the “unfit” list is so long that even Wolverine would have trouble getting in (pacemaker? Disqualified!).

And let’s not forget past psychotic disorders or suicide attempts in the last year. Because obviously, if someone has had a bad day (or twelve months), they definitely can’t handle a rifle. Or yes? Who knows. The Pentagon prefers not to risk it.

And now what? An army of perfect clones?

The irony is that, as the world moves towards inclusion, the US military seems to be going back to the times when only those “pure in body and soul” could serve. Next step? DNA tests to rule out those with a predisposition to premature gray hair?

Meanwhile, recruiters will have to make do with a shrinking pool of candidates. Unless, of course, they start considering cyborgs or virtual soldiers. After all, if the priority is to avoid risks, what better than an algorithm that never suffers a panic attack?

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Haaland’s footprint: 559 Peruvian babies bear her name

559 Peruvians registered their children with the name of the Norwegian forward after the 2026 World Cup.

The Haaland phenomenon in Peruvian civil registries

The impact of the 2026 World Cup is not only measured in goals. In Peru, at least 559 babies were registered with a name inspired by Norwegian striker Erling Haaland. This was reported by the National Registry of Identification and Civil Status (Reniec).

Of that total, 468 infantrymen were simply given “Haaland” as a name, while another 91 were registered as “Erling Haaland.” The figure could increase, since birth records are still open.

According to Reniec, the phenomenon gained strength after Haaland’s double in the round of 16 against Brazil. That 2-1 allowed Norway’s historic qualification to the quarterfinals of the tournament.

But Haaland is not the only footballer who inspires Peruvian parents. Reniec explained that in the country there are already 3,402 people named Messi, 1,185 with the name Cristiano Ronaldo and 1,241 registered as Yamal, in reference to the Argentine star, the Portuguese and the Spanish attacker.

The absolute record, however, is held by the Brazilian Neymar: almost 34 thousand Peruvians have that name on their identity document.

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France approves aid-in-dying law with strict conditions

The National Assembly approved the measure with 291 votes in favor and 241 against.

A historic step at the end of life

France’s National Assembly gave the final green light to a bill that allows adults with incurable diseases to receive medication to end their life. The vote was 291 in favor and 241 against, after a long parliamentary process initiated more than three years ago by President Emmanuel Macron.

“I made a commitment to the French people to open this path. With seriousness, humility and respect for our democracy, that commitment has been fulfilled,” Macron wrote in X.

Rigorous conditions

The law focuses on self-administration of lethal medication. Only patients over 18 years of age, citizens or legal residents, with a serious, incurable disease and in an advanced or terminal phase can request it. The pain must be unbearable and uncontrollable, and the request voluntary.

Psychological suffering alone does not qualify. People with serious psychiatric disorders or neurodegenerative diseases such as Alzheimer’s are also not eligible. The process includes an application reviewed in 15 days and a reflection period of at least two days.

The patient will be able to choose the time and place, even at home, accompanied by loved ones. A doctor or nurse will verify your wish moments before and will remain nearby in case complications arise. Health insurance will cover all costs.

Divided reactions

The Association for the Right to Die with Dignity celebrated the law: it allows “choosing to end unbearable suffering, freely and with full awareness.” Its president, Jonathan Denis, stressed that “a law that creates a new right never forces anyone to exercise it.”

In contrast, the anti-euthanasia group Alliance Vita warned that “presenting death as a desirable solution can never be an acceptable response to suffering” and called for strengthening palliative care. They fear pressure on elderly or disabled people.

Constitutional review pending

The Senate, with a conservative majority, rejected the project. However, the National Assembly has the final say. Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu and the president of the Senate will refer the law to the Constitutional Council, which must rule within a month. Only after that approval will it come into force.

France thus joins the countries that regulate medical assistance in dying. In the United Kingdom, a similar project is advancing with new amendments, while in Germany the Bundestag rejected two proposals in 2023.

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Mexico joins the neutrality protocol of the Panama Canal

Sheinbaum and Mulino agree to strengthen cooperation and support the interoceanic waterway.

Mexico formalized its support for the neutrality protocol of the Panama Canal, an interoceanic waterway that the Panamanian government seeks to shield against global tensions. President Claudia Sheinbaum announced the decision after meeting with her counterpart José Raúl Mulino at the headquarters of the Panamanian Executive.

Support for Panamanian sovereignty

Sheinbaum stated that he shares with Mulino the conviction that current challenges are faced with collaboration and strengthening the sovereignties and institutions of each country. The neutrality protocol is part of the treaties signed in 1977 by Jimmy Carter and Omar Torrijos. There, the transfer of the canal to Panama was agreed in December 1999, after more than 80 years of US control.

At least 40 countries have joined the protocol. This establishes that the canal will remain safe and open for the peaceful transit of ships of all nations, both in peace and war, and that it will not be the target of reprisals in any armed conflict.

Wider cooperation

In addition to supporting the channel, Sheinbaum and Mulino agreed to strengthen cooperation in trade, agribusiness, security, tourism, investments and infrastructure. Mulino thanked the support for Panamanian sovereignty and described the canal as a “neutral tool of world trade.” He also urged other countries in the region to join the protocol.

Last April, Mulino expressed concern about the increase in detentions of Panamanian ships in Chinese ports, and noted that Panama was left in the middle of tensions between the United States and China.

Strategic importance

The 82-kilometer Panama Canal connects the Atlantic with the Pacific. Approximately 14,000 ships transit through it a year, making it a vital infrastructure for international trade. In light of the conflict in the Middle East and the temporary closure of the Strait of Hormuz, the canal has gained greater relevance as a safe route for global maritime cargo.

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