Brother Leader stretches his legs
It seems that even the most reclusive dictators need a change of scenery from time to time. North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, our beloved favorite supreme leader, has decided that his bunker needs a break and will attend a military parade in the Chinese capital next week. Because nothing says “world peace” like seeing ballistic missiles parade down a main avenue.
China, in its infinite wisdom, will hold this spectacle of military might in Beijing on Wednesday to commemorate the 80th anniversary of the end of the Second World War. Because what better way to honor the end of a devastating conflict than by showing off all the hardware you could use to start the next one?
The meeting of the bad guys (according to the West)
Twenty-six foreign leaders will attend this victory party, including Russian President Vladímir Putin, because when it comes to uncomfortable international events, he never misses the event. The ever-objective Xinhua news agency reported that Vice Foreign Minister Hong Lei said Kim will attend “China’s Victory Day commemorations” on September 3. We bet the menu will include popcorn to enjoy the parade?
The state news agency of North Korea (that completely impartial source of information not controlled by the regime) confirmed that Kim will visit China at the invitation of Chinese President Xi Jinping. Of course, no further details were given, such as the departure date or how long the beloved leader will remain in Chinese territory. Were they expecting detailed itineraries? This isn’t Southwest Airlines, it’s high-level geopolitics.
If this trip comes to fruition, it would be Kim’s first trip to China since 2019. Five years without leaving home… until the temptation to see tanks and missiles in person appeared. Who could resist?
Friends with benefits (financial)
China has long been North Korea‘s largest trading partner and its main aid provider, because even the most isolated regimes need to buy their luxuries somewhere. But there have been questions about their relations in recent years, especially as North Korea has focused on expanding cooperation with Russia.
It turns out that supplying troops and ammunition to support Russia in the war in Ukraine is a lucrative business. Who would have thought it. However, many observers (those modern soothsayers who read geopolitical tea leaves) say that North Korea is expected to take steps to improve ties with China. Because in the world of dictatorships, you have to keep all the sponsors happy.
The statistics don’t lie: in 2023, approximately 97% of North Korea‘s foreign trade was with China, while 1.2% was with Russia. Come on, not even pariah regimes put all their eggs in one basket… well, almost all of them.
So prepare yourselves for awkward photos, calculated handshakes, and forced smiles. Kim Jong Un temporarily leaves his hermit kingdom to mingle with other leaders who also enjoy a good military parade. Because in international politics, sometimes you have to leave home to remind the world that you still exist.
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