California’s economic miracle: cutting rights to balance the numbers
Ah, California, that progressive paradise where dreams come true… until the budget says “no.” Governor Gavin Newsom, that selfie hero with social causes, signed a budget that sacrifices key programs to reduce a 12 billion dollar deficit. The solution? Less health care for immigrants, more loans and a touch of “we’ll fix it later.” Brilliant.
For the third year in a row, the richest state in the US (yes, the one that boasts a higher GDP than many countries) cuts funds as if it were a family adjusting Netflix to pay for electricity. The Democrats, those wizards of promises, approved a spending plan of 321 billion, but with one condition: if they do not facilitate the construction of housing before Monday, everything will go to waste. Betting, anyone?
Medi-Cal: universal health… but only for some
The star medical care program for undocumented immigrants, the one that sounded so nice in the speeches, now has small print: starting in 2026, there will be no space for new patients. In addition, those who remain will pay 30 dollars per month (because nothing says “solidarity” like charging someone who doesn’t have anything). Of course, legislators congratulate themselves for avoiding “draconian” cuts. Draconians? So what they approved is only “mildly cruel”?
Senator María Elena Durazo, one of the few who remembered that immigrants also vote, described the changes as “betrayal”. But hey, at least they saved funding for Planned Parenthood. Priorities, gentlemen.
Environment: cheap firefighters and trains that do not arrive
The state that boasts of leading the climate fight will use 1 billion of its emissions program to put out fires (ironic, right?). Of course, the famous high-speed train, that project that has more delays than a student on vacation, does not have its annual financing guaranteed. But don’t worry, imprisoned firefighters (yes, you read that right) will see a salary increase of between $5.80 and $10.24… per day. Generosity or exploitation with the smell of smoke?
Public security: more prisons, less mental health
To combat crime, California will allocate 80 million, most of it for more psychiatric beds (because imprisoning sick people is always the solution). Proponents of the measure say it would take 400 million, but who needs real funds when you can improvise?
Meanwhile, Republicans cry exclusions and accuse Democrats of “doing nothing to lower prices.” As if they had a better plan. Austerity? Privatization? A GoFundMe for the state?
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