The American president says goodbye to the G7 with drama included
And so, like a soap opera protagonist who leaves the set before the end, Donald Trump decided that the G7 Summit wasn’t exciting enough for him. His departure, announced by his spokesperson Karoline Leavitt (who, by the way, seems to have the most stressful job in the world), was justified by the situation in the Middle East. Because, of course, what better time to leave than after signing a trade agreement with the United Kingdom and just before having dinner with the other world leaders? Priorities, gentlemen.
Sheinbaum arrives… but Trump is no longer there
Meanwhile, Claudia Sheinbaum, the president of Mexico, landed in Canada in the hope of having a one-hour bilateral meeting with the New York magnate. Spoiler alert: it didn’t happen. Trump, in his characteristic style, preferred to leave the chat on view and devote himself to tweeting about Iran and its alleged nuclear ambitions. Because, obviously, Twitter is the ideal place to resolve international crises.
The now ex-president (yes, we keep reminding him) did not waste time in releasing his opinion in X: “Iran should have signed the ‘agreement’ that I told them to sign. What a shame and what a waste of human lives.” Because, as we all know, geopolitical conflicts are solved with strong phrases on social networks.
The eternal conflict between Israel and Iran
While Trump left the G7 as if it were a boring party, Israel and Iran continued in their eternal duel of titans. According to Benjamin Netanyahu‘s government, Iran is “months away” from having enough enriched uranium to make nine nuclear bombs. The solution? More bombings, because nothing says “diplomacy” like crossed missiles.
In summary: Trump is leaving, Sheinbaum is late, and the Middle East remains the most violent reality show in history. Does anyone else need a coffee?
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