Prepare yourselves, mortals! The 2025 hurricanes come with soap opera names
The National Hurricane Center (NHC, because in English everything sounds more scientific) has announced with its usual drama that the tropical cyclone season will begin on May 15 in the Pacific and June 1 in the Atlantic. And when does it end? Oh surprise! On November 30, as if we hadn’t known about it for decades. Mexico, that country blessed by its geographical location, will continue to be the unwanted host of these meteorological phenomena that, year after year, remind us that nature has no mercy.
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According to the Semar report (which, by the way, sounds more like a mariachi band than climate experts), the frequency and intensity of cyclones depends on the ENSO (El Niño-Southern Oscillation). Basically, if the Pacific warms more than normal, Mexico receives hurricanes as if they were unwanted gifts. If it cools, the Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean become the main stage. Isn’t it adorable how nature plays dice with our coasts?
But wait, there’s more. Semar, in a burst of optimism, has predicted 19 cyclonic events in the Pacific (including 4 intense hurricanes) and 17 in the Atlantic. Come on, it won’t be a year to relax on the beach… unless you like swimming against 200 km/h winds.
Hurricane names: Who chooses these jewels?
Since 1953, tropical cyclones have been named as if they were characters in a cheap soap opera. This year, in the Pacific, we will have Alvin, Barbara, Cosme and Dalila (anyone else expecting a passionate drama?). Meanwhile, the Atlantic will delight us with Andrea, Barry, Chantal and Dexter (yes, like the TV serial killer). If the list runs out, they’ll use names from auxiliary lists, because nothing says “natural disaster” like a hurricane named “Hurricane Number 23.”
And if that were not enough, Semar warns that in May there will be more rain on the coasts, in June droughts in the northeast, and in July less precipitation in Yucatan. Come on, the Mexican weather is like a bad boyfriend: unpredictable and prone to ruining your plans.
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