The minister who never tires of winning (or being re-elected)
Oh, surprise. The acting minister of the Supreme Court of Justice, Loretta Ortiz Ahlf, will continue to occupy her chair in the Plenary Session of the Supreme Court after the 2025 judicial election. And how did he achieve it? With the overwhelming support of… well, enough votes to not have to look for another job. With 100% of the minutes counted (because, of course, what better way to demonstrate transparency than counting all the pieces of paper), the minister obtained more than 5 million 12 thousand votes. That makes her the fourth most voted person, just behind Hugo Aguilar, Lenia Batres and Yasmín Esquivel. Come on, not even a podium, but hey, at least she didn’t come last.
“Working for the people”, and other phrases that everyone uses
In her INE profile (that site where politicians say nice things so that people believe them), Ortiz Ahlf declared with emotion: “I aspire to continue in office as Minister to continue working for the people of Mexico, with honesty and preparation.” How touching. Although one cannot help but wonder: is there any politician who does not say that? Has anyone ever read: “I aspire to remain in office to do absolutely nothing and collect a salary”? It would be refreshing, wouldn’t it?
But let’s not deviate. The minister has a resume that impresses… or at least takes up space. Graduated from the Free School of Law, master in Human Rights from the Ibero-American University and doctor in European Community Law (in case anyone doubted her ability to cite laws in three languages). She also spent time at Casa Meneses, where she was General Legal Coordinator, and then she was in charge of Human Rights and Migration at the same university. Come on, if the Law were a buffet, she has served herself with everything.
From politics to justice, with an escalation in nepotism
Of course, we cannot forget her time in the LXII Legislature as federal representative for Morena, because in Mexico the line between politics and justice is as fine as the paper of an amparo. And speaking of connections, she was appointed minister in 2021 by former President López Obrador, whose affection for “independent” profiles is as well known as her love for mornings. As if that were not enough, her husband was the former special prosecutor for Electoral Crimes, José Agustín Ortiz Pinchetti, another name that is heard a lot in the corridors of power. Come on, if this were a board game, the Ortiz Ahlf family would have all the winning cards.
Among her star proposals to continue in the Court are social sentences, public justice and that of being “minister to the territory”, which basically means leaving the Zócalo to “listen to the people.” An idea as revolutionary as saying that water is wet, but hey, at least it sounds good in a speech.
What’s next? Well, more of the same: promises, votes and the occasional trip around the country to demonstrate that justice is not only done in a marble building. Meanwhile, we Mexicans will continue waiting for these social sentences to translate into something more than photos for the press.
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