Dalila, the meteorological guest that no one asked for
Attention, lovers of dramatic weather! The National Water Commission (Conagua), in its eternal mission to remind us that nature is our boss, announced that tropical depression Four-E decided to overcome its existential crisis and become tropical storm Dalila. Because, of course, what would summer be without a little atmospheric drama?
According to the latest report (which surely interrupted some official’s nap), Dalila was about 315 km south of Zihuatanejo, as if she were deciding whether to ruin the tourists’ vacation or simply scare them a little. With winds of 65 km/h and gusts of 85 km/h, this storm is moving north-northwest at 17 km/h—a speed that, to be honest, is slower than rush hour traffic in CDMX.
Rain, wind and waves: the destructive trio
Delilah does not come alone. It brings with it a combo of heavy rains for Michoacán, Guerrero and Oaxaca, and very heavy rains for Jalisco and Colima. As if that were not enough, the winds will make a stellar appearance with 30-40 km/h (and gusts of up to 70 km/h), enough to blow away hats, awnings and perhaps a dream or two. And let’s not forget the waves: waves of 4.5 to 5.5 meters in Guerrero and Oaxaca, because what would a storm be without an aquatic spectacle?
The authorities, in an attempt to sound helpful, warn of possible landslides, floods and overflowing rivers. Come on, the usual every rainy season. But be careful, it is not to be alarmed (well, maybe a little), just to follow the recommendations of Civil Protection and not ignore it as if we were the protagonists of a disaster movie.
What to do while Dalila visits? Well, in addition to securing garden furniture and avoiding selfies in the wind, it is best to stay informed through the National Meteorological Service. Because, let’s be honest, no one wants to end up floating on a makeshift raft because they’re not paying attention.
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