Barbara is not your friend: the storm that is coming to ruin Sunday
While you were planning a Sunday of Netflix and blankets, the universe decided to send us Barbara, the tropical storm that formed in front of Guerrero as if it were a cosmic misunderstanding. The National Meteorological Service (SMN) detected it at 3:00 AM, a time when only night owls and meteorologists with a toxic relationship with coffee are awake. Coincidence? We don’t believe either.
Winds, rains and chaos: the trio that nobody asked for
Bárbara does not come alone: she brings 75 km/h winds (like a Tesla on the road, but without the glamour), gusts of 95 km/h (enough to ruin your hairstyle in 0.2 seconds) and rains that will make Guerrero and Michoacán look like scenes from an apocalyptic movie. Colima and Jalisco are not spared, because in this climate drama everyone has a role.
And if that were not enough, the SMN warns waves of up to 5 meters (yes, like those in Point Break, but without Keanu Reeves). If you were thinking of surfing, you better reconsider: these waves come with a “danger of death” label.
From storm to hurricane: the most feared transformation
Barbara could evolve into a hurricane by tomorrow, because of course, why settle for being a simple storm? The SMN is already in “maximum alert” mode, recommending that the population avoid low areas and rivers. Translation: If you live near water, today is a good day to visit your aunt in another state.
The authorities insist on following the Civil Protection recommendations, which basically boil down to: “do not underestimate Barbara, she does not play.” Landslides, floods and overflowing rivers are just some of the extras that come with this phenomenon.
So now you know: put away your beach plans, take out your rain boots and get ready for a Sunday that promises more excitement than an episode of Stranger Things. And if you live in Guerrero, Michoacán, Colima or Jalisco, don’t wait for TikTok to tell you: get informed and act.
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