May: the month where rest is disguised as culture
Ah, May, that blessed month where, between flowers and heat, society decides that working is optional. Because why sweat in the office when you can celebrate that others did it for you? Here is your sarcastic guide to not miss a single day of rest (or at least commemorations that justify procrastinating).
The days when no one works (or at least they shouldn’t)
May 1st, also known as Labor Day, is that cosmic irony where you rest to honor… work. According to the Federal Labor Law, it is mandatory not to work (unless your boss has a very dark sense of humor).
On May 5, while Mexico relives the epic Battle of Puebla, students celebrate by not going to classes. Grown ups? Well, they are still in the work trenches, unless they work in Puebla, where partying is the law.
May 15th is Teacher’s Day, because nothing says “thank you” like a day off for teachers to get a break from… well, us. Of course, if you are a parent, prepare for the chaos of having children at home.
Dates that are not festive but we still celebrate them
May 10th, or how to turn Mother’s Day into a marathon of full restaurants and overrated flowers. It’s not an official day of rest, but who dares deny mom a pamper?
And on May 30, the teachers meet again in the School Technical Council (read: happy children, parents on the verge of collapse).
Conclusion? May is the perfect month to plan that trip you’ve been putting off, or at least to pretend that your couch is a beach. Take advantage before June brings you back to reality!
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