The Vatican enters “Ctrl+Alt+Del” mode in the face of artificial intelligence
ROME — Because nothing says “modernity” like a man dressed in white warning about the dangers of algorithms, Pope Leo XIV, the first American pontiff (yes, we know that only adds to the drama), decided that his divine mission now includes saving youth from the clutches of artificial intelligence. Are robots going to replace angels? Will Google be the new confessional? Questions abound.
AI: the new deadly sin?
In a message addressed to a conference on technological ethics (because, of course, the Vatican now also makes keynote speeches), the pope dropped a pearl worthy of a Black Mirror script: AI could ruin the intellectual, neurological and — attention — spiritual development of young people. Because, apparently, algorithms are more dangerous than TikTok, alcohol and math tests combined.
The supreme pontiff, who has only been in office for a few months (long enough to realize that heaven does not have WiFi), insisted that any advance in AI must pass the “higher ethical criteria” (read: “that it does not turn humanity into extras in The Matrix“). And, of course, he asked to respect global diversity, because even robots must learn to be politically correct.
“We are all worried about the children,” said Leo XIV, with the same worried face that parents wear when they see their children spending more time with Siri than with the Bible. “The well-being of society depends on not confusing data with intelligence”. Wow, someone should tell the politicians too.
From the Industrial Revolution to the digital revolution: déjà vu?
The pope, in a historical turn worthy of Netflix, compared the current situation with the time of Leo XIII, who in the 19th century was concerned about the rights of workers during the Industrial Revolution. The difference? That now instead of steam machines, we have machines that spy on us, predict our tastes and, probably, know more about us than our therapist.
And we couldn’t miss mentioning Pope Francis, who towards the end of his mandate became more critical of AI than a YouTuber with the latest iPhone. The Argentine even asked for an international treaty to regulate it, because, apparently, the UN did not have enough controversial issues on its agenda.
So, while the Vatican debates whether robots have souls, the rest of the world continues to wonder: who will watch the watchers? And what happens if Skynet becomes Catholic?
Are you worried about the future of humanity in the face of AI? Share this note and join the debate. Or, if you’d rather ignore the technological apocalypse, you can always pray that your Alexa doesn’t develop sentience.




