Finally, a calendar that you will need a doctorate in patience to understand
Ah, the National Housing Commission (CONAVI), that organization that, with the efficiency of a banking procedure at 3 PM, reminds us that the right to decent housing exists… in theory. Since its creation, this institutional jewel has deployed programs with names as beautiful as “Wellbeing Housing”, which sound like an electoral promise but materialize with the speed of a sloth in slow motion.
The art of standing in lines: CONAVI edition
Recently, CONAVI—in a fit of transparency—published a calendar of key dates. Bad? It seems designed by someone who has never attempted to register 24,047 people in 62 properties while avoiding collapsing the system. Here, the summary for the brave ones who will try to navigate this labyrinth:
First Stage (July-August): Where 24,047 hopeful souls embark on the adventure of arriving before the neighbor to the designated polygons. Priority: those who do not have Infonavit or Fovissste (that is, almost everyone, because who has that?).
Second Stage (August-November): Here the magic happens… or not. 20,637 more people join the list of “what do I do now?”, while CONAVI repeats the mantra: “registration in the polygons” as if it were the solution to life itself.
Third Stage (September-December): The grand finale, with 45,456 applicants competing for 100 properties. Basic mathematics: there are more than 45,356 people wondering if it was worth getting up early.
And so, between dates that sound like a bureaucratic birth and figures that would make an accountant cry, the dream of housing is reduced to a game of chance with less probability than winning a jackpot in the lottery… but with more paperwork.
Moral? If you manage to survive the process, you deserve a medal. Or better yet, a house.
Do you dare to try it? Share this survival manual with other brave people and continue exploring how to survive social programs without losing your sanity.
