Water, lies and recorded tapes (or how Conagua plays the game of distraction)
Ah, the Conagua. That endearing institution that reminds us that water is life… until it is not. In its latest statement, the National Water Commission came out to clarify that, for now, there will be no transfer from El Cuchillo to Tamaulipas. And why “for now”? Because, like a bad romance, everything can change in October. Water thriller!
The art of saying “no” and then saying “yes” (or maybe not)
The agency, with the solemnity of a notary public, denied that the supply of drinking water is at risk. “False!” they shouted from their air-conditioned offices, while some citizen in Nuevo León surely adjusted their shower to “cosmic drizzle” mode. Of course, they admitted that in October they will review whether they apply the relief that marks the 1996 agreement. An agreement so old that it was probably signed with a quill pen and molcajete ink.
“The water is 100% guaranteed,” they promised. Of course, because in Mexico 100% promises are always fulfilled… like fiber optic internet for everyone or the eradication of potholes. Recent rains, they say, have increased dam levels. Enough to fill an Olympic-size swimming pool? We don’t know, but his optimism is as refreshing as a glass of… well, water.
The best thing is that they insisted that there are no transfer plans… for now. Because, let’s be honest, in this country water decisions have the consistency of a flan in an earthquake. Who knows what will happen in October? Maybe they even surprise us with an express transfer like Uber Eats.
Meanwhile, Conagua reaffirms its commitment to water security. In other words, they will continue apportioning blame between states, citing agreements from the 90s and crossing their fingers for more rain. Foolproof strategy? No, but at least it gives us material for memes.
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