The ERUM wants new ambulances, but not just any emergency patrol
Ah, the ERUM, those capeless heroes who rescue the city from its own setbacks. Now, the Secretariat of Citizen Security (SSC) decided that it is time to renew the fleet and launched a public tender to lease 25 ambulances. Yes, rent, because buying them would be too mainstream for the bureaucracy.
The call, published in the Official Gazette of Mexico City, is open until August 8. But be careful, it’s not as simple as saying “I want.” Interested companies must pay 5 thousand pesos just for the right to participate. Basically, it’s like paying a cover to get into a club, but instead of bad music, there’s endless paperwork.
The rules are stricter than a millennial parent
The ambulances must be new, not recycled, because at ERUM they do not accept used ones like at Marketplace. In addition, they must come with manuals, warranties and even a maintenance record, as if they were an iPhone, but with sirens. And if they don’t meet the specifications, they are rejected faster than a match without a bio on Tinder.
But that’s not all: the contract will last until December 31, 2028, and the ambulances must have a bumper-to-bumper warranty (what does that mean? No idea, but it sounds epic). They also require that companies have sufficient spare parts, because obviously they are not going to wait three months for a spare part like with cell phones.
The funniest thing: companies can offer a lower price, but only if they have a representative with legal powers. In other words, it is not worth sending the practitioner to haggle.
And in case anyone dreamed of keeping the ambulances later, forget it: the contract is without an option to purchase. Like when you rent an apartment in Rome and you will never be able to buy it.
Moral? If you are a company willing to deal with requirements longer than Instagram’s terms and conditions, this is your opportunity. Of course, be prepared for a more complicated process than explaining Bitcoin to your grandmother.
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