The Supreme Court says “no” to Florida (again)
Oh, Florida, the state where the sun shines, alligators walk through the gardens and governors try to legislate as if they were the Department of Homeland Security. But this time, the Supreme Court of the United States slapped them on the hand and said, “No, honey, you don’t do that.” On Wednesday, the highest court rejected (without explanation, because why bother?) that the state implement its immigration law, that legislative gem that made it a crime for someone without papers to breathe Miami air.
The law that no one asked for (but DeSantis signed)
Because of course, what better way to support Donald Trump’s agenda than by enacting a law in February that even Texas—yes, Texas—has not managed to pass? Governor Ron DeSantis, always attentive to lost causes, decided that Florida needed its own version of “hunting for undocumented immigrants,” ignoring small details such as the fact that immigration is a federal jurisdiction. But, surprise!, the judges didn’t buy it. Federal Judge Kathleen Williams blocked the law in April, and now the Supreme Court has said: “Keep that on pause, because no one is done laughing here.”
Meanwhile, Attorney General James Uthmeier, appointed by DeSantis (coincidence? We don’t think so), is still hell-bent on selling the idea that Florida is under siege from the “irreparable harm” of illegal immigration. Although, curiously, he does not specify if that damage includes undocumented immigrants taking away his jobs… picking oranges under the 40-degree sun?
Contempt as a medal of honor
As if that were not enough, Uthmeier was already declared in contempt in June for continuing to apply the law as if court orders were suggestions. His response on social media was a worthy candidate for the Irony of the Year Award: “If defending the rule of law means contempt, so be it.” Bravo, Mr. Prosecutor. Next step? Maybe ignore gravity too, to see if the law is magically implemented.
While Texas sees its own immigration law sink in the courts, Florida insists on rowing in the same leaky boat. Yes, with style. Because no one here gives up, even though the Supreme Court has told them—without words—that they better dedicate themselves to what they do: beaches, Disney and hurricanes.
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