Mexico and the US join forces against the most hated worm (and it is not tequila)
It seems that Claudia Sheinbaum has a new archenemy: the screwworm, a bug that sounds like a Pixar villain but is actually a nightmare for livestock. This Tuesday, the Mexican president dropped the bomb: there is already an agreement with the United States to prevent this plague from becoming the next binational drama (after the avocado memes, of course).
“They will not pass”: the motto of health controls
In his classic “here-everything-is-under-control-but-don’t-ask-too-much” style, Sheinbaum explained that Mexico was already implementing controls so that the worm would not travel north. The curious thing: EU was not aware. “It’s like when you clean your room before your mother arrives, but it turns out she hadn’t even noticed the mess,” commented some anonymous official (or so we imagine).
The icing on the cake came from Brooke Rollins, US Secretary of Agriculture, who with a “trust me, bro” assured that Mexican ranchers can sleep peacefully. Of course, zero details of the agreement, because why ruin the surprise, right?
Bonus track: The pact also includes the eternal issue of water (yes, again), because nothing unites these neighbors more than arguing over liquids and bugs.
Why does it matter? This worm is not just any larva: it attacks livestock, affects exports and could cost millions. Basically, he is the Thanos of agriculture.
The irony of international cooperation
Just when you thought that Mexico-US relations only revolved around walls and migration, this agreement arrives to remind us that, deep down, what really unites us are plagues and hydrodiplomacy. Isn’t it romantic?
Meanwhile, the memes did not wait: “Sheinbaum negotiating with the US” (image of a president with a magnifying glass hunting for worms) is already trending. Because if there is no meme, was it really news?
What’s next? Hope the worm doesn’t mutate and decide to become vegan, because then we would be in trouble.
Are you surprised that an insect is a diplomatic priority? Share this note and tag that friend who still believes that pests are only for horror movies. #GovernmentWormsAndLivestock.
Do you want more stories of international cooperation with a touch of sarcasm? Explore our content on the avocado treaty or how Mexico and Canada solved the mystery of mutant lemons.




