The sky gets *extra*: planets in influencer mode
If you thought that celestial drama only existed in astrology memes, get ready: between May 19 and 28, 2025, the Mexican firmament will make its own *reality show* with a stellar cast (pun intended). The Moon, that diva that always steals the camera, will walk through constellations as if they were red carpets, making *collabs* with planets. The result? A cosmic Instagram *feed* that even NASA would approve.
Saturn and Neptune: the duo *mysterious vibes*
On May 22, the Moon—only 28% illuminated, like us after a Monday—will approach Saturn (the one with the rings, aka the *bling-bling* of the solar system) and Neptune (the *ghost mode* of the planets, because without a telescope you won’t even notice it). Saturn will shine like that friend who always arrives impeccably at parties, while Neptune will be like that WhatsApp contact that you see blurry because you don’t have data. Of course, both will be in Pisces, a constellation that you probably already know from the “oh, I’m a Pisces” memes.
Venus: the *main character* of the sky
The next day (May 23), the Moon—now in *minimalist* mode with only 16% illumination—will ally itself with Venus, aka the “morning star” or, as we millennials call it, “that bright spot you photograph to pretend you love astronomy.” Visible to the naked eye, Venus will be the easy *flex* to show off in your stories: “Looking at planets like it was nothing.” Of course, do not confuse it with a drone, which then happens.
Uranus and Mercury: the *underdogs* of the show
By May 26, the Moon will be in its *almost ghost* phase (less than 1% illumination), flirting with Uranus (yes, the planet that always provokes immature laughter) and Mercury (the *speedy González* of the solar system). Uranus will need a telescope, so if you don’t have one, imagine it as that *crush* that you only see in diffuse photos. Mercury, on the other hand, will be visible without help, like that minimum achievement that you still upload to LinkedIn.
Jupiter: the *grand finale*
On May 28, the Moon—already in its waxing phase (3%)—will meet Jupiter, the *plus size* planet in the solar system. It will shine so bright that you could confuse it with an influencer *unboxing* their new LED lamp. Of course, hurry up: Jupiter will set in less than an hour, as will your desire to exercise after the New Year.
Tips to avoid looking like a stellar *noob*
To see this *cosmic festival*, you don’t need a NASA telescope (unless you want to stalk Uranus). With clear skies and away from light pollution (read: escape the city), you’ll be able to see Venus, Saturn and company. Apps like Star Walk will be your *wingman* to locate the planets. And if you don’t find them, you can always say that you were “enjoying the moment” and no one will know the truth.
Ready for the celestial *show*? Share this plan with your friends (who may not even go, but it looks good) and continue exploring more astronomical events in our section. The universe is the best *content creator*!
