The farce of “peace” with gift drones
kyiv, Ukraine — Because nothing says “we are ready to negotiate” like sending a rain of drones into civilian homes. Russia, in its latest act of diplomatic contortionism, attacked Odessa and Kharkiv this morning, leaving dead, injured girls and buildings on fire… while the Kremlin announced, with a poker face, that next week they will set dates for more peace theater. Coincidence? Of course not! It’s Moscow’s favorite strategy: bomb first, light candles later.
The night terror “basic kit”
The offensive included more than 20 drones (because less would be in bad taste), two cities (so as not to be accused of favoritism) and underage victims (in case anyone doubted their sadistic creativity). Zelenskyy, in a message worthy of a Black Mirror episode, denounced selective terror tactics while asking the West… surprise! more sanctions. Because the previous ones worked as well as an umbrella in a hurricane.
The most ironic thing: the Kremlin spokesperson, Dmitry Peskov, said as if nothing had happened that they hope to agree on dates for talks. In what parallel universe? Ah yes, in the same one where exchanging prisoners (his star diplomatic achievement) counts as lasting peace. Meanwhile, in Odessa, a four-story building collapsed as a metaphor for Russian promises, and in Kharkiv, eight drones decorated civil infrastructure with designer holes.
And just in case there was no drama, the Ukrainian Air Force revealed that 80 drones tried to visit them at dawn. They shot down 70, which shows that even in war there are laws of percentages: 12.5% success is for Russia what a Like is on a pathetic publication.
What’s next? More attacks, more ghost dialogue dates, and maybe a new prisoner exchange to keep up the charade. Moscow already has the script memorized: destroy, smile, repeat.
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