Natanael Cano’s vehicle stars in an unauthorized pyrotechnic show
It seems that Natanael Cano’s Ford Shelby truck, in a fit of artistic jealousy, decided that if it couldn’t be the protagonist of a bullfight, it would at least be the star of a flaming drama. The CT, the company of the singer from Hermosillo, was forced to issue a statement to confirm the obvious: yes, the artist and his entourage were inside the vehicle just before it decided to emulate an angry dragon.
The bulletin, as brief as a reggaeton verse, read: “On behalf of Los CT and Natanael Cano, we confirm that the vehicle involved belonged to Natanael. He was inside at the time the car malfunctioned and began to smoke. Natanael and his team exited the vehicle immediately and without incident, and shortly after the truck caught fire.” Wow, what a relief to know that they came out “without incident,” unlike the car, which had the most spectacular incident of the week.
An ardent visitor in a luxurious development
The event, worthy of a poorly filmed action scene, occurred around 6:00 p.m. on Wednesday the 27th. A shiny and presumably expensive Ford Shelby truck, white (because black absorbs too much heat for this type of performance), a recent model, demonstrated that price is not synonymous with reliability. First it started to smoke, as if it were practicing for a choreography, and then, in an apotheotic finale, it completely caught fire. Electrical problem? A poorly extinguished cigarette? Or did the car simply not hold up to another corrido song?
The pyrotechnic function was developed inside the exclusive Haciendas Residencial subdivision, because if your vehicle is going to have an existential crisis and catch fire, please let it be in a place with good services. The reason for the singer’s visit was, apparently, to pay a visit to his colleague, the singer Gabito. Imagine the scene: you arrive at a friend’s house and your means of transportation turns into an improvised bonfire. “Hello, neighbor! Can I borrow a fire extinguisher… or better yet, a beer?”
The statement concludes by “sincerely thanking the media and colleagues for their concern and support.” Of course, because in these moments of crisis, what really matters is the solidarity of the press. One wonders if the media sent flower crowns or simply uploaded the viral video to their social networks.
In show business, even car accidents have to have a touch of drama. It is not enough to call the tow truck and the insurance; You have to issue a press release, generate engagement and ensure that the incident ends up on all entertainment portals. The truck, for its part, did not issue any statement. She simply burned in silence, perhaps embarrassed by her leading role in this theatrical absurdity or simply enjoying her fifteen minutes of fame… literally on fire.
What lesson can we draw from this surreal event? Perhaps no matter how much you like luxury and speed, it is always a good idea to have a fire extinguisher on hand… and a good community manager to write the post-fire statement. Because in the digital age, even mechanical breakdowns need their own narrative.
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