A discovery that no one wanted to find (but everyone expected)
Ah, Tabasco. Land of mangroves, alligator gar and… four bodies stacked and charred like sausages on a clandestine grill? That’s right, dear readers. The idyllic town C-14 of Cárdenas now adds a new “tourist attraction” to its catalog: a macabre discovery that smells of institutional negligence with notes of gunpowder and gasoline.
The prosecution: experts in waiting… while the evidence goes cold
The victims could be three mechanics and a teenager with dreams of being a truck driver (because in this country, even tragedies come with stories of personal improvement). Their relatives, in a surprise twist, are not happy at all with the State Attorney General’s Office, which according to them moved with the agility of a hungover sloth. What a novelty!
Amalia Córdova, mother of young Nelson, summarized the popular sentiment: “He is a child with dreams… we do not deserve this indifference.” Of course, because in Tabasco dreams are measured by their resistance to fire and bureaucracy. Meanwhile, the Attorney General, Óscar Tonathiu Vázquez Landeros (a name as long as his investigation deadlines), announces that the identification will take… surprise! one more week. Do they expect bodies to recompose themselves?
The “curious” detail: the bodies were still smoking when they were found, as if the criminals wanted to ensure that the prosecution received the message in smoke signal format. With signs of torture and bullets, because in Mexico violence is like avocado: you always have to add something extra.
The perfect recipe: mix incompetence with political cynicism
While families blocked avenues (the favorite national pastime after soccer), Governor Javier May dropped his pearl: “We are doing well.”. Yes, as good as a band concert at a wake. And let’s not forget the Secretary of Government, José Ramiro López Obrador, with his philosophical “Let him down now” when asked about executions. What’s next? A “don’t stress” in the pantheons?
To top off this cocktail of horror and absurdity, Tabasco registered a 100% increase in disappearances in five months. Basic mathematics: if before 1,338 people disappeared, now there are 2,718. Progress? According to the authorities, this is “moving forward.” According to logic, this is hell on wet ground.
Moral: If you plan to disappear in Tabasco, do it in November. By March, the statistics will have already deleted you twice.
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Note: No mechanics, teenagers or public officials were harmed during the writing of this text. Only his dignity, but that was already damaged.




