Ecuador in “really again?” mode
The government of Ecuador decided to raise the drama to soap opera levels by declaring maximum alert for an alleged plan to send President Daniel Noboa to the trending topic… but for the wrong reasons. According to their intelligence sources (which sound more like a Netflix script than an official report), there would be an impending assassination, terrorist attacks and even “heating up the streets” (read: street chaos with extra drama).
The best thing is that, without conclusive evidence, they accuse “criminal structures” and “political sectors defeated at the polls” (that is, the losers of the elections who have not yet overcome the duel). To make matters worse, they mention an alleged military report that talks about hitmen imported from Mexico—yes, as if they were Amazon Prime merchandise—headed to Ecuador. The goal? Turn the presidency into an episode of La Casa de Papel.
Mexico responds with a diplomatic “I was not”
The Mexican SRE, tired of being pointed out as the villain of the film, released a statement stronger than a father scolding his son: “We categorically reject these invented narratives”. They clarified that, although relations with Ecuador are on the freezer since the assault on its embassy in Quito (a chapter that no one asked for), Mexico is not financing geopolitical golden goals.
Meanwhile, Luisa González, the former candidate who lost against Noboa, took the opportunity to tweet her favorite conspiracy theory: “Electoral megafraud + political persecution = desperate government”. He even mentioned a “blacklist” and the arrest of his team, although the Ministry of the Interior denied it with “we were just checking passports, relax.”
Moral: If this were a meme, it would be “Why not both?” with Ecuador and Mexico pointing fingers at each other. Meanwhile, the rest of the world watches with popcorn in hand.
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