The AI that preferred to go on vacation without warning
It seems that even artificial intelligences need a break from time to time. ChatGPT, the chatbot we all love (or hate, depending on how many times it has corrected us), decided that this Tuesday was the perfect day to ignore its users. Reason? Maybe you were busy counting the $10 billion OpenAI announced as annual recurring revenue. Or maybe you just wanted to test out your new Advanced Voice in private before sharing it with the world. Selfish, right?
Digital chaos in figures
More than 1,500 reports on Downdetector confirmed what many already suspected: ChatGPT had thrown in the towel, although only for a few hours. Some lucky ones received the message “Too many simultaneous requests” (translation: “I’m saturated, let me breathe”), while others were simply left with a blank screen, as if they had asked something awkward at a family dinner. Could it be that AI also has days of poor performance, like humans after a long weekend?
Meanwhile, OpenAI, the mastermind behind this controlled disaster, maintained a silence worthy of a spy under interrogation. CNBC tried to get answers, but apparently the company was too busy celebrating its billion-dollar profits or figuring out how to reduce last year’s $5 billion loss. Priorities, right?
Updates that arrive… when they want
To add salt to the wound, just the previous Saturday, ChatGPT had shown off its new Advanced Voice, promising more fluid and human interactions. Irony of fate: two days later, he couldn’t even respond to a simple “hello.” Could it have been an attempt at internal sabotage? Or was the AI just practicing its dramatic tone for when it finally takes control of humanity?
The truth is that, for a few hours, the world remembered how dependent we are on these tools. And while some users panicked, others took the opportunity to remember what it felt like to think for themselves. A traumatic experience, without a doubt.
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