A metallic visitor that you did not expect on your vacation
Imagine this: you are in Puerto Vallarta, enjoying your tacos al pastor with an ocean view, when suddenly… bam! A Chilean submarine appears as if it were an unexpected cameo in your favorite Netflix series. Yes, that’s random. The Thomson’ Submarine of the Chilean Navy decided that Jalisco was the perfect place for a technical stop, and the tourists, like potential good influencers, did not hesitate to document the moment for the ‘gram.
What is a submarine doing here? (No, it’s not drug trafficking)
Before you start speculating with conspiracy theories like “Are they smuggling avocados?”, the Secretary of the Navy (Semar) clarified that this is pure bilateral cooperation. That is, basically a “friend with benefits” between Mexico and Chile, but in a naval version. The submarine arrived for an “operational visit”, which in Christian means: rest, resupply of food (because even sailors need their Cheetos) and fuel. No clandestine passengers or shady merchandise.
In case you didn’t know, supply is like the “meal prep” of submarines: without it, there is no autonomy on the high seas. So imagine the “Thomson” carrying groceries like your monthly purchase at Costco, but with more torpedoes and less toilet paper.
Safety protocols: No, you cannot take a selfie with the submarine
The authorities, in “this is not Disneyland” mode, issued a Maritime Safety Notice. Basically a reminder that the submarine is not a tourist attraction. If you have a jetski, kayak or paddle board, it is best to stay away from the anchoring area (August 15-18). And just in case: it is prohibited to approach or attempt to approach it. No, not even “just for a photo.”
The reason? Avoid incidents like that meme of the dog barking at a tank. Because, let’s be honest, a submarine vs. A jetski is the maritime equivalent of David and Goliath, but without an inspiring ending.
Why is this relevant? (Beyond the morbid)
This event reflects the strategic collaboration between countries, something key in geopolitics (yes, that sounds boring but even affects the price of your coffee). Plus, it’s a reminder that naval operations don’t just happen in Tom Cruise movies. Although, let’s face it, seeing a submarine in Mexican waters is as unusual as finding a unicorn in the Oxxo.
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PS: If you see the submarine, don’t wave at it with the drone. It won’t end well.




