Verástegui declares spiritual war with rosary in hand for the new Pope

A famous actor takes advantage of the white smoke to deliver a heavenly tirade that no one asked for.

The actor who is never missing from the divine party

Ah, the Vatican. That place where white smoke generates more expectation than the launch of an iPhone. After two days of conclave (which, let’s be honest, is like a reality show but with more incense), the world welcomed the new Pope Leo XIV. Yes, an American. For the first time. Can you imagine? Now Uncle Sam also has representation in heaven. What times.

Verástegui to the rescue… from what exactly?

And as on any great historical occasion, there was Eduardo Verástegui, the actor and activist who never misses the opportunity to share a reflection as if he were paid by the word. Through X (formerly Twitter, for those who still live in 2022), the Tamaulipas declared that the Catholic Church is experiencing a “moment of grace.” Of course, because electing a Pope is like winning the lottery, but with more cassocks.

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In a message that mixes the epic with the dramatic (and a touch of soap opera), Verástegui described the new Pontiff as a man of faith, prayer and service, with a “deeply Hispanic, Marian and missionary” heart. What a combo. Could it be that he also makes tacos on Sundays? But not content with that, he launched a massive prayer campaign: “Pray the rosary every day for the Pope.” Because, according to him, “the spiritual battle is real.” And here we thought that the battles were over Wi-Fi at home.

To top it all off, the actor ended his speech with a “Long live Christ the King! Long live the Virgin Mary! Long live Pope Leo XIV!”. Almost as if he were at a political rally, but with more incense and less corruption (we hope). Of course, he left us with an existential question: did anyone really ask him for his opinion?

What’s next? Official merchandising of the Pope with Verástegui’s face? Meanwhile, the world continues to spin, the white smoke dissipates, and we are left wanting to know when they will make a Netflix series about this conclave. We bet it would be more entertaining than The Squid Game.

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Britney Spears’ children debut on the Paris catwalk

Britney Spears' children debut as models in Paris with Vetements.

Debut in haute couture

Sean Preston and Jayden James, sons of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, took their first step into international modeling. Both walked for the Vetements brand during Paris Fashion Week, marking their formal entry into the industry.

Details of the parade

Sean Preston, 20, and Jayden James, 19, walked the runway together. Although they have maintained a low profile in recent years, this appearance places them in the media spotlight. It is known that they are closer to their father Kevin Federline, although they have also had close ties with their mother.

The Vetements show stood out for its avant-garde style, and the brothers’ participation generated expectations. There are no statements from them so far.

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Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi make their relationship official

Model and actor were spotted in Byron Bay days before his birthday.

On vacation in Australia

Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi took a step forward in their bond. The model and the actor were photographed walking through the streets of Byron Bay, in New South Wales, days before the Euphoria star turns 29.

The trip to Australia, Elordi’s native country, served to seal what until now was just a rumor. According to the Page Six publication, a close source confirmed the news.

“Kendall and Jacob have taken that step and made their relationship official,” said the source, who added that the 30-year-old model “definitely sees a future” with the Oscar nominee.

The same source revealed that the couple plans to celebrate the actor’s birthday together on Australian soil. “The plan is for them to celebrate together in Australia,” he explained.

Jenner and Elordi have been romantically linked for months, but this is the first time they have been seen in such an intimate and familiar context. The relationship comes at a key moment for both of them: she is consolidated in the world of fashion and business, and he has a career on the rise after his Oscar nomination for Saltburn.

The trip to Australia marks a turn in the story. Now the couple seems ready to show themselves without reservations.

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La Bichota speaks to the elected president of Colombia

Karol G asks the new president of Colombia to govern for everyone, not just his supporters.

Karol G addressed the new president of Colombia, Abelardo de Espriella, through her X account. The singer clarified that she did not take sides either on the right or the opposition, but her message generated criticism on social networks. Many asked him not to get involved in political issues that, according to them, he is unaware of.

In the statement, the artist noted that she was not writing as a supporter or opponent, but as a Colombian who loves her country.

“The elections are over, the campaign is over, the speeches are over, now the most difficult thing begins: governing for everyone.”

Karol G asked de Espriella, a far-right candidate recognized by the National Electoral Council (CNE) as president-elect, to ensure the well-being of all Colombians. Among their requests, they highlighted safeguarding the integrity of citizens, guaranteeing access to job opportunities and ensuring justice by combating hatred.

“Listen to those who voted for you, but also to those who did not, that you do not govern for a party, an ideology or a sector; that you govern for Colombia.”

The reaction on networks was divided. While some supported his call for unity, others criticized his intervention in the political debate, arguing that an entertainment figure should not speak out on issues he is unaware of. Karol G, however, remained firm in his position of prioritizing justice over ideologies.

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