The “pact” that no one saw coming: Trump and the Houthis sign peace (or something like that)
In a move that left everyone as confused as when Netflix cancels your favorite series without warning, Donald Trump announced that the US would stop bombing the Houthis in Yemen. The reason? According to him, the rebels promised to behave and stop attacking ships. Of course, because in the Middle East promises are always kept… *wink, wink*.
“They don’t want to fight anymore” (or so they say)
Between laughter and that air of “trust me, I have a *very good* source,” Trump dropped the bomb (pun intended) during a meeting with the Canadian prime minister. According to the magnate, the Houthis told him that they are “fed up with war.” Kind of like when you say you’re going to delete Tinder… but then you come back two days later.
The curious thing is that, hours before, Israel had launched its own air strikes against the Houthis. Coordination? Zero. Israeli annoyance? Total. An anonymous official admitted that Tel Aviv found out about it on Twitter, basically. #Awkward.
The cost of playing war (and losing very expensive drones)
Here is the fact that hurts: the US spent more than $750 million on ammunition since March. But that doesn’t include the seven Reaper drones (at $30 million each) that the Houthis turned into scrap metal, or the F/A-18 that ended up in the sea. Result? A “ceasefire” that, according to analysts, only benefits the Houthis. Because, spoiler: they haven’t attacked ships since December. Trump selling smoke? Nah, never.
And while Oman celebrates the agreement on X (formerly Twitter), the Houthis clarified: “We will continue shooting at Israel.” Because in this geopolitical reality show, the drama never ends.
Moral: If you think your ex is complicated, try negotiating in the Middle East.
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*Note: No drones were harmed during the writing of this article (lie, they all exploded).




