The robbery that shattered more than a safe
Ah, the classics. What would Los Angeles be without its spectacular robberies? This time, a team of highly specialized “masons” decided that hammers and chisels were too boring tools. They chose to drill through a concrete wall like moles in a hurry for a discount on diamonds. The prize: a loot of 10 million dollars (or 20, according to the owner, who clearly added an extra zero for the press).
The jewelry that loved holes
Love Jewels, in the heart of the jewelry district, now has a new “architectural design”: a Wile E. Coyote-style hole that connects to the neighboring property. The thieves, whose number we do not know (because, obviously, they did not sign the guestbook), took watches, gold chains and even heart-shaped earrings. Romantic or practical? Who knows. The truth is that they escaped in a late model Chevy, because nothing says “discreet” like a new truck at the crime scene.
The most hilarious thing: no one noticed until Monday. Where was the alarm system? Probably in the same Zoom meeting as the security guard. Meanwhile, employees spent Tuesday covering holes as if they were an episode of *Extreme Makeover: Jewelry Edition*. The safes, for their part, looked more leaky than Swiss cheese.
Lesson of the day? If your jewelry store sells $1,200 gold chains and cross-shaped earrings, you might want to invest in drill-proof walls. Or hire a mole as a security consultant.
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