Sheinbaum vs. Trump: The tug of war on tariffs that no one asked for
Ah, the tariffs. That little poisoned gift that Donald Trump wants to give to Mexico (and the world) as if it were 2018 again. But president Claudia Sheinbaum, with the calm of someone who knows that guacamole always wins, assures that there will be an agreement before August 1. Optimism or strategy? Maybe a little of both, because according to her, yesterday’s talks in Washington were more productive than a virat meme.
The letter that no one wanted to receive
Imagine waking up to a message from your ex. Well like that, but worse: Trump sent a signed letter announcing 30% tariffs on Mexican exports. “But not just us!” Sheinbaum clarifies, as if that were comforting. “It’s their new tactic: flooding the world with papers as if it were spam.” Of course, the president does not shrink: “We already have a work table with teams from the Economy, Energy and even the Treasury. In other words, the Avengers of the T-MEC.”
And here is the ironic detail: the same letter that threatens tariffs says that they seek to avoid them. Trump classic: “I destroy you, but with love.” Sheinbaum, in cool mode, responds: “We believe we will reach an agreement… and hopefully without having to sell more avocados on Twitter.”
And now what?
While the markets pretend they don’t care (but they sweat cold), Mexico plays its cards: diplomacy, hard data and, surely, some wink to the Democrats. Because Sheinbaum knows that, in this game, even a tweet can be a master move. Of course, if there is no agreement, get ready for the hashtag #TariffsCivilWar and memes of crying with a taco in your hand.
Millennial moral: In international commerce, as in Tinder, everything depends on how you sell your profile. And Mexico, at least for now, remains in “superlike” mode.
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