Because nothing unites more than mutual interest… and cheap gas
In a twist that no one saw coming (well, perhaps the most paranoid geopolitical analysts), Russia has decided that Mexico is its new energy best friend. The reason? Share that unconditional love that only liquefied natural gas (LNG) can inspire. The Russian Embassy in Mexico City, in a burst of generosity worthy of Santa Claus (but with pipelines instead of sleighs), announced that they are ready to flood the country with LNG and oil wisdom. What a detail!
Russian technology: because extracting oil in geological hell sounds fun
Not content with offering gas, the Russians – always so modest – also offer to teach Mexico how to get oil from where not even the devil would find it. “Difficult geological conditions” sounds like a euphemism for “holes where the laws of physics cry”, but who are we to question the experts in drilling Siberian tundra. Of course, one wonders: is this energy cooperation or an advanced industrial survival tutorial?
Russian Minister Sergei Tsiviliov, whose name is almost as difficult to pronounce as the technologies he promises, assures that his country is already working with Mexico. Of course, because nothing says “lasting friendship” like sharing piping diagrams and extraction manuals in disaster zones. Russian companies, according to the statement, are “open to cooperation.” Translation: “We have equipment to sell you guys.”
Here’s the juicy fact: USA. It currently provides 70% of the natural gas consumed by Mexico. Is it a coincidence that Russia appears just now with its offer? Of course not. This is not geopolitics, it’s just an altruistic gesture… like when your neighbor offers you help to fix the garden just when your other neighbor (the one you dislike) is on vacation.
The future? Imagine: al pastor tacos cooked with Siberian gas, pozole heated with arctic technology. The hybrid dream that no one asked for but that Russia insists on giving us. Of course, it will be necessary to see if Pemex manages to decipher the manuals translated from Russian or if they end up extracting aguamole instead of crude oil.
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