Rayados: The art of leaving everything for the last minute
Ah, football. That sport where planning is as meticulous as a drunk choosing his words. One month after their debut in the Club World Cup 2025, Rayados is still without a coach, because, of course, why rush? Overall, it is only the most important club tournament on the planet. Meanwhile, in Spain, its managers do football tourism, interviewing every candidate that crosses their path.
Among the favorites are the Spanish Domenec Torrent and the Argentines Gabriel Milito and Hernán Crespo. Because nothing says “impeccable preparation” like choosing the coach right before the players show up for training. And why Spain? Well, apart from being the cradle of good football, it seems that it is also the board’s favorite place to make express purchases: technicians and possible reinforcements, all in the same trip. Maximum level efficiency!
The clock doesn’t forgive, but Rayados does
While the normal world sets deadlines, in Monterrey they use them more as suggestions. The new coach should be ready by May 26, when the team meets to prepare for the World Cup and the Apertura 2025 Tournament. But who needs time to adjust? Surely a new coach can arrive, get to know the players, implement his style and prepare for a match against Inter Milan in… a month! What could go wrong?
As if that were not enough, the board also takes the opportunity to spy on possible reinforcements. Because, of course, there is no better time to sign players than when you don’t even know who the coach will be. What does it matter if the new strategist doesn’t like them? Overall, they can always be benched or loaned. The striped logic (pun intended) is impeccable.
On June 17, La Panilla will debut against Inter Milan in Pasadena. A great game, if by then they have someone on the bench other than the kit man. Meanwhile, fans can enjoy the suspense: will the coach arrive on time? Will they bring reinforcements? Or will they end up playing with the promising team and a coach taken from LinkedIn?
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