The Vatican is filled with political celebrities (and some notable absentees)
This Saturday, St. Peter’s Square will be the scene of a VIP funeral where protocol mixes with geopolitical drama. Among the confirmed attendees are Donald Trump (yes, the one with the memes), Javier Milei (with his sister and half of the Argentine cabinet) and King Felipe VI (with Letizia, because they don’t even go to the corner alone). Thousands of faithful will complete the picture, because what would a papal event be without kilometer-long lines and selfies in a cassock in the background?
Those who did not miss the appointment (and those who were late)
Trump, in “president even if he is no longer one” mode, unleashed his classic epic speech: “He was a good man, a worker, he loved the world… blah blah” while signing an order to raise flags at half-mast. All very emotional, although one wonders if he didn’t do it just to steal the camera at the Easter egg event.
Meanwhile, Milei travels with her entourage as if it were a rock tour (ministers included backstage?). Instead, Claudia Sheinbaum (Mexico) said “paso” and sent her Secretary of the Interior. Reason? Mystery, but there was surely a fiery WhatsApp group behind it.
Spain rules the kings (Felipe and Letizia, because Sánchez has not yet decided whether to go or not, like a teenager choosing to leave his room). And the United Kingdom delegates to Prince William, because Charles III is still in his “I won’t even move for tea” era. Of course, Ukraine confirms that Zelensky will go (in case there was no geopolitical drama left), while Putin said “нет” without giving further explanations. Too busy making excuses?
The rest of the cast (aka “those who don’t fit in the headline”)
From Poland to Brazil, the list of attendees looks like the cast of a Netflix movie about the UN: presidents, prime ministers and even the head of the EU, Von der Leyen, who does not miss the opportunity to appear in photos in a cassock. Who said politics wasn’t a reality show?
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