From reality star to law student: an unexpected turn
Oh, the irony. Kim Kardashian, the queen of television drama and mirror selfies, has decided that her next season will be in court. Yes, the same woman who taught us that a big butt can be a financial asset now wants to debate civil liability. Who would have thought? Well, apart from her, of course.
According to “very reliable” sources (read: TMZ), the socialite celebrated finishing her four years of legal practice with a surprise party in Beverly Hills. Because what better way to commemorate years of hard study than with expensive canapes and Instagram photos? The party was as unexpected as her legal career: Kardashian thought she was going to a “normal family lunch”. Of course, because in their world, “normal” includes cameras, flashes and a cake shaped like a criminal code.
The exam that no one expected me to pass
But not everything is champagne and glitter. The businesswoman also passed the multistate professional responsibility exam, a 60-question test that, according to her, was “super easy”. Of course, when you’re a Kardashian, even the laws bend to your will. Now he just has to pass the California bar exam, because, let’s be honest, who would want to practice in another state when you have a mansion in Hidden Hills?
In a statement that angered thousands of law students, Kim confessed in 2019: “I got a 100 on my first exam. Reading is what gets me hooked.”. How adorable! While others cry about their textbooks, she finds legal doctrine as fascinating as a new launch from KKW Beauty. Of course, he admitted that civil liability seems “confusing” and contracts “boring”. Thank goodness that criminal law keeps her entertained, although one wonders if it is because of the academic content or because of the similarities with the scripts of her shows.
And we cannot ignore the family legacy. His father, Robert Kardashian, was O.J.’s lawyer. Simpson. A detail that, surely, does not generate any bias in your perception of the judicial system. Kim says her dad would be proud, but probably also confused. “He would have been my best study partner,”he said. Or perhaps the only one capable of understanding why his daughter changed the television courts for the real ones.
So there you have it: we will soon have a Kardashian lawyer. Prepare for lawsuits with a Valencia filter and sentences announced via Twitter. Will this be the beginning of a new legal era where judicial precedents are measured by likes? Time, and the California Bar Association, will tell.
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