When being an older adult in Mexico has its perks (yes, in addition to telling stories about “everything was better before”)
It turns out that the INAPAM card is not only a VIP pass to get in line at the bank (ahem), but it is also your golden ticket to save on medicines. Because, let’s be honest, between the prices of drugs and the pension that seems like a poorly told joke, any discount is welcome. Up to 50% in some places! What’s next? Discounts on TikTok-print geriatric diapers? Hopefully.
Pharmacies that behave well (or at least don’t charge you an arm and a leg)
Here is the ranking of establishments that give you an economic break, because “retired” should not be synonymous with “selling your kidney”:
- Similar Pharmacies: 10% discount. Ideal if you also want to have your future read between sneezes.
- San Pablo: Another 10%. Perfect for buying medicine and a blessed rosary (just in case).
- Aurrera: 7%. Where you can pay for your pills and buy dinosaur socks in the same trip.
- Walmart/Sam’s Club: 5%. For when you need a bottle of vitamins and a costco of toilet paper.
But if you are one of those who live on the edge (like in a reality show), there are gems like the Santa Anita Clinic in Guerrero, which cuts the price in half. 50%! Almost like the Hot Sale sales, but without having to fight with a grandma for the last paracetamol.
The procedure: easier than explaining memes to your nephew
To get this magic card (no, it does not give you backstage access at Luis Miguel concerts), you only need:
- Be 60 years old or older (and survive the midlife crisis, of course).
- Present your birth certificate (yes, the one you swore the cat had burned in 1987).
- A child-sized photo (that is, the same one you used in your first job, but with more gray hair).
The process is free and fast, although it will probably take you longer to decide which emoji to use in your WhatsApp than to fill out the form. The INAPAM modules are open from Monday to Saturday, so you can go after your senior Zumba class (or your epic nap).
Bonus track: Some places like Aries Diagnostic Group or MED & TAE also give discounts on clinical studies. Because what’s better than saving while having your cholesterol checked, right?
So now you know: if you are an older adult or have a loved one who is, run as if you were going for the last bread of the dead in November and take advantage of these benefits. Because in this country, even to get sick you have to be strategic.
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