The art of not responding (or how to earn praise without lifting a finger)
In a twist worthy of a diplomatic soap opera, US Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick applauded Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum for… doing absolutely nothing? Yes, just as you read it. While Canada was getting creative with its tariff retaliations against the whims of Donald Trump, Mexico decided to adopt the “look at the landscape” strategy. And, surprise, it worked!
Praise for inaction: the new diplomatic standard
Lutnick, in a burst of sincerity (or perhaps boredom), suggested that Canada copy the Mexican roadmap: “Look how Mexico has handled it: moderation, pragmatism and… 75% approval!”. Because, of course, what better way to gain popularity than by avoiding a trade war? Revolutionary.
While Trump raised tariffs on China as if he were at an abstract art auction (“125% for the man in the red jacket!”), Mexico simply smiled and nodded. Master strategy or pure survival? The world doesn’t know it, but the US loved the show.
And just in case there was no drama, Lutnick dropped a pearl for Canada: “If they continue with their tariffs, we will talk in the Oval Office… and you know how he responds”. Translation: “Do you really want to wake up the dragon?”. With elections underway, Canada must now decide whether it prefers drama or quietism made in Mexico.
Moral? Sometimes, the best play is not to play. Or, as a politician would say: “Greatness is in the ability to not make waves… while others drown.”.
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