A hero of the people who could not escape from his own script
It seems that the mayor of Ahome, Gerardo Vargas Landeros, decided that the rules are like traffic lights in Mexico: suggestions rather than obligations. The Morenista, ousted by the Sinaloa Congress (yes, the same party that brought him to power), was arrested today by the State Prosecutor’s Office after his “intestinal problem” did not save him from justice. How serious was his condition? Enough to not show up to testify, but not enough to prevent UNESA agents from taking him from his home in Los Mochis. What a surprise!
The art of justifying the unjustifiable
The defense of the mayor, who in 2021 discovered that governing is more fun with direct contracts, alleged a stomach upset to not attend the hearing. The judge, in an act of compassion worthy of a saint, rescheduled the appointment for June 12. But the prosecutor’s office, which seems to have no sense of humor, decided that arrest warrants are not like yogurt: they have no expiration date. So there was UNESA, knocking on their door as if they were collectors of a million-dollar debt… because, well, that’s what they were.
The case revolves around the rental of 126 patrol cars for the modest amount of 171 million pesos, all without going through the tedious process of a public bidding. Why bother with competition when you can give the contract to Grinleasing, SAPI de C.V., as if it were a birthday present? An audit in 2021 revealed this small “detail”, because in Mexico, sometimes corruption is so evident that even the numbers scream.
The license that no one asked for (but everyone saw coming)
One day before losing his jurisdiction, Vargas Landeros proudly announced that he would request leave for 90 days to “attend to administrative matters and criminal investigation processes.” Translation: “I need time to find a better lawyer than mine.” In a speech worthy of a soap opera, he declared: “I’m not going to hide.” And boy did he deliver: he hid so well that the prosecution found him in his own home. Bravo!
Meanwhile, councilor Rosa Margarita Velázquez Valdez (PVEM) took the reins of the municipality. Because in Mexican politics, when one ship sinks, there is always another willing to get on… even if it is already taking on water.
Moral? If you’re going to divert 171 million, at least make sure your medical excuse is more credible than “my tummy hurts.”
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