When the Department of Justice decides to play “Who’s Who?” with the gangs
Ah, Washington, the city where the Department of Justice seems to have found a new legal toy: the Aragua Train. Yes, that Venezuelan gang that sounds more like a subway route than a criminal organization, but that now has the dubious honor of being the first to be charged with terrorism in the US. The prize? A stay in a maximum security prison in El Salvador, because nothing says “tough immigration policy” like deporting prisoners to another country. Thank you, Mr. Trump, for that creative interpretation of an 18th century law. What’s next, use Magna Carta to persecute tiktokers?
The accused, José Enrique Martínez Flores (24 years old), is described as part of the “inner leadership circle” of the Tren de Aragua. In other words, the guy who probably had a seat at the meeting table where they decided which communities to poison this week. Prosecutors accuse him of drug trafficking and, surprise, “providing material support to a terrorist organization.” Because of course, if you’re going to traffic cocaine, why not do it in geopolitical style?
When terrorism becomes a legal catch-all
The most ironic thing here is that the Department of Justice is using a statute that it previously reserved for groups like Al Qaeda or the Islamic State. The message? “If ISIS is level 10 of terrorism, the Aragua Train is like a level 6 with a bonus for creativity in drug trafficking.” Secretary Pam Bondi even stated that this marks a “turning point.” Translation: “We ran out of ideas against organized crime, so we labeled it terrorism and voilà!”
And while Martínez Flores waits in a Colombian prison (because this drama is multinational), the Department of Justice is rubbing its hands with the possibility of giving him a life sentence. Because nothing says “efficient justice” like applying anti-terrorist laws to gangs. Next step? Accuse those who download movies via Torrent of piracy?
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