The INE and its “hard hand” (with a kid glove)
In a twist that no one saw coming (a lie, we all saw it), the National Electoral Institute decided that yes, those electoral accordions that appeared as viral memes were illegal propaganda. But, instead of taking out the guillotines, they opted for the light version: proportional multiples and a “don’t do it again, okay?” worthy of mom scolding for coming home late.
The numbers of this democratic circus
Of the 11 INE councilors, 7 voted to sanction the 177 winning candidates (yes, including the entire Supreme Court and other courts). The total fine: 6.3 million pesos, calculated with a formula that mixes 10% of the expenses limit and the economic capacity of each one. Basically, the equivalent of having your allowance taken away for cheating on the exam, but leaving you with your university degree.
The best thing: if they cannot pay at once, the Technical Inspection Unit gives them deadlines. And if they still don’t pay, the SAT will enter the scene like the collector from The Godfather. Differentiated fines? Of course, because earning 100 thousand pesos a month is not the same as 500 thousand (here we all cry at minimum wage).
Losers are saved (almost) for free
For the candidates who appeared on the accordions and lost, the punishment was a “public reprimand” (that is, a tweet of shame). The proposal to fine them 5% of their spending ceiling was rejected. Because, let’s be honest, why squeeze more from someone who has already failed? Better to save the blood for the winners.
And so, with this move, the INE achieved the impossible: to remain the hero who “acted against impunity”, but without taking away anyone’s position. A balance worthy of a tightrope walker on TikTok.
Moral? In Mexico, even the electoral rules have a “difficult” mode… but with cheats activated.
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