The “Boss” who continues collecting invitations to parties where he should no longer be
There you have it, gentlemen: Robinson Canó, the man who turned the All-Star Game into his second home, even when his performance on the field suggests that perhaps he should be more concerned about choosing a good retirement than continuing to pose for photos with teammates who could be his children. The Dominican, 42 years old (and as many autumns), was elected—yes, in quotes—for the second consecutive time for the stellar event of the Mexican Baseball League, demonstrating that the affection of the scarlet fans is more lasting than his batting average.
“Grateful,” says the man who doesn’t know how to say no
With a humility that smacks of “I really didn’t expect it, but of course I accept”, Canó declared: “Grateful to all the people who voted and who dedicated their valuable time to be able to vote for each of us.” Translation: “Thank you for ignoring my stats and voting for the name on my shirt.” The former major leaguer, who in Mexico found the perfect place to extend a career that in other latitudes would have already ended, assured that these events are what every baseball player wants. Of course, because who wouldn’t want a weekend of selfies, pats on the back and zero pressure to perform?
But not everything is sarcasm (a lie, yes it is). The “Boss”—a nickname that, curiously, no one knows if it refers to his leadership or his ability to continue cashing checks— highlighted how “exciting” it will be to watch the game in Mexico City, where the Red Devils will provide 12 representatives. Twelve. Because, apparently, the LMB decided that this year the event would be less “All against All” and more “All with Mexico”. Fair play? Nah, but at least it guarantees that the party will be full of familiar faces… even if some have been on the circuit for more than two decades.
Canó, in a burst of realism, admitted that the fans “always come with all the energy”. What he didn’t say is that that energy probably includes cries of “get out now!” mixed with nostalgic cheers. But hey, in a sport where statistics are everything, the public’s affection remains the last refuge of veterans. And boy does Canó know how to exploit it.
Moral? If you ever doubted your relevance at work, remember: Robinson Canó is still a star. And if he can, so can you. Or not.
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