Hell on earth (or why your fan can no longer cope)
If you thought that climate change was an invention of Netflix to sell documentaries, Conagua has just released a forecast that seems like an apocalyptic movie script: half of Mexico will become a convection oven this week, with temperatures that will make the Sahara look like a refreshing spa. Spoiler: your 2-liter water bottle won’t be enough.
States where the sun thirsts for revenge
From Sinaloa to Yucatán, passing through Guerrero and Chiapas, the thermometer will read between 40 and 45 °C. Yes, you read that right: enough to melt your ice cream before you get to Instagram it. And for the lucky ones in Baja California or Quintana Roo, don’t claim victory: 35-40 °C isn’t exactly an “autumn breeze” either.
Meanwhile, the north of the country—always rebellious—decided to go against the (literal) current. Polar jet currents will bring heavy rains to Coahuila, because what would Mexico be without a climate chaos that no one understands?
CDMX: from the cool morning to the evening sauna
In the capital, the day will start with a chilly 14-16°C (perfect for that sweater you were no longer wearing), but by the afternoon, prepare for a sweltering 32°C and rain that could include hail—because nothing says “welcome to summer” like a hail on the head. Toluca, in an act of originality, will repeat the formula but with 10 °C less, confirming that Edomex continues to be that rare friend that never follows the trend.
The moral? If you don’t want to melt like ice cream on the pavement, hydrate yourself, seek shade as if you were a vampire and, for the love of your cell phone, don’t expose it to the sun. And if you see someone talking about “nice warmth,” ignore them: they’re clearly a reptilian.
Did you survive the heat wave? Share your photos of the thermometer on networks (with hashtag #AyCalor) and discover more climate content to plan your escape to the next city with public air conditioning.




