The democratic circus that nobody asked for (but we will all see)
If you thought that the last elections were a disaster, prepare for the aftermath: this Sunday’s judicial elections promise to be the most chaotic reality show in Mexican democracy. According to a report by Integralia (yes, those experts who always predict the obvious but with pretty graphs), this vote could break records in vote mobilized, purchased and with “accordion” included. Come on, as if democracy were a math test and the parties are the friends who give you the answers.
Low participation + illegible ballots = Democracy or lottery?
The deadly combination: citizens who don’t even know who to vote for, ballots longer than a Twitter thread and candidates so unknown that they could be failed influencers. “It will be the election with the highest proportion of mobilized and induced vote”, warns Integralia. That is, basically a “vote for whoever they tell you or who pays you.” The principle of free voting? Crushed like a forgotten meme.
And here is the fact that hurts: in CDMX, an average voter will have to choose 51 positions among 293 candidates. It’s like asking someone to choose their favorite food from a 20-page menu… after three coffees and zero hours of sleep. Spoiler: the majority will end up canceling their vote or throwing the ballot into the air as if it were confetti.
Ghost candidates and false elections
Did you know that there are 51 unique candidates at the federal level? That is, areas where the “democratic process” is as real as Instagram filters. The award for fake election of the year goes to Durango, with 49 candidates for 49 positions. Competence? What is that, do you eat it?
And if that were not enough, digital campaigns have had the impact of a TikTok without audio. “Media and citizen interest has been low,” says the report. In other words, not even memes managed to save this election from the abyss of disinterest.
The final result? A slow count, lots of null votes and abstentionism worthy of a Monday morning. But hey, at least there will be material for a thousand sarcastic posts.
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