The INE and its epic battle against favoritism (or how to complicate the simple)
Ah, the National Electoral Institute (INE), that entity that, with the patience of a kindergarten teacher, warns for the umpteenth time candidates for the Judiciary that if they are caught being coddled by unions, universities or any organization with more influence than a viral meme, the weight of the law will fall on them. Or, in this case, a public reprimand, a fine of 5 thousand UMAS (which no one knows how much it is, but it sounds serious) or, the biggest prize: the cancellation of your candidacy. Drama!
“Equitable” forums: where everyone participates, but some more than others
Candidate Dora Martínez, in a burst of lucidity, asked how on earth it will be guaranteed that the forums and debates are fair. The INE, with the clarity of an IKEA manual, responded that unions and universities can organize events… as long as they invite 50% of the applicants (by region, because without geography this would be chaos). Of course, no canvas with smiley faces or mobile screens, this is not a Bad Bunny concert.
But here’s the good thing: if the Inspection Unit detects that a candidate is the favorite of the media (more ads, more infographics, more likes), it will be considered that he or she received prohibited income. And do you know what happens then? Well, nothing, just that the INE will act with the forcefulness of a scolding grandmother: “The corresponding legal consequences will be imposed”. Wow, how specific.
As if that were not enough, program hosts can declare their love for a candidate (yes, like in a reality show), but “not in a systematic way”. How systematic is “systematic”? Not even the INE knows, but it sounds good in an official document.
Meanwhile, the candidates, confused like tourists on a map without signs, call the INE daily to ask: “Is this possible or not possible?”. And the INE, between bureaucratic whispers, responds: “It depends.”.
Moral? If you want to be a judge, you better not be anyone’s favorite… or at least not be too noticeable.
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