Amber Heard and her announcement with more suspense than a thriller
Oh, what a surprise (or not). Actress Amber Heard, known for her ability to keep the press in suspense, decided that Mother’s Day was the perfect time to announce the birth of her twins. Of course, he did it with the discretion of someone buying a coffee, but with the drama of a Shakespeare scene. Through Instagram —because, where else these days?—, she revealed that the little ones are called Agnes and Ocean. Names that, by the way, sound more like characters from a Jane Austen novel than like 21st century babies.
The mystery of photogenic feet
Instead of showing the faces of her children (how boring would that be), Amber opted for an artistic image: the twins’ feet next to those of her four-year-old daughter Oonagh Paige. Because, of course, why reveal faces when you can leave your followers guessing if the babies inherited their smile or their ability to be controversial? The photo was accompanied by a message so emotional that it almost makes you forget that the actress has neither confirmed nor denied whether the twins came into the world through surrogacy. Independence? Total! In his words, he built his family “on his own terms.” How modern, right?
“Becoming a mother on my own… has been the most humbling experience of my life,” she wrote. Humble, yes, but with enough material to keep the tabloids busy for months. Because, let’s be honest, in Hollywood even humility has a touch of spectacle.
Meanwhile, Oonagh, their first-born, turned four in April. A girl who, apparently, is already used to sharing the spotlight with two recently arrived little brothers. Will they be as photogenic as her? The world will have to wait to find out, because Amber, true to her style, does not give unnecessary details. Or maybe he’s saving the big reveal for a streaming documentary?
What’s next? A memoir? A collaboration with a diaper brand? With Amber, you never know. But in the meantime, the public can continue speculating, because she doesn’t seem to be in a rush to clarify anything. And that, dear readers, is what we call celebrity marketing 101.
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